The Obsession shorts is like your fancy great aunt's scarf if it was stolen by a meth addict and all of the gold and silver baubles got replaced by the detritus from the floor of her 93 Dodge neon.
The short doesn't have a chamois, so it works well for yoga, running, or even a casual bike ride.
Wash whites and dark colors separately in cold water.
Wash inside out and zipped up.
Do not tumble dry. Hang and dry instead.
Do not bleach, dry clean or iron.
Do not use softeners, washing powders and avoid big commercial detergents.
Do use enzyme-free detergents like Seventh Generation, Trader Joes or LeBlanc.